I've just come home from a difficult day and logged on to see what’s happening and this thread has lightened up the day

especially the comment from Mrs Frame about how “you guys got to get out more”.

I told you this the other day. “You’ve got to get out more and broaden your horizons”.
Next thing you’ll notice will be you’ll start to get all twitchy and maybe your hair will start to fall out.
Especially with that thing hanging in the wind.