Welcome to Vic and John-Henry's coyote calling page.


WARNING!!

If you are one of those unfortunate people born with no sense of humor,

LEAVE NOW!!

Humorless people have been known to swell up and burst when confronted with my writing, and besides, Vic and I don't like those kinds of people anyhow.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!


Now that we have that out of the way, let's get to the real stuff:

This page is devoted to the art, craft, black magic, and blind luck of calling coyotes (and other predators). I fooled around with some nifty HTML stuff, Java Applets, etc., when I was building this, but they took a while to load and didn't contribute a thing to the conversation, so please excuse the lack of bells and whistles. This page will be confined to text, pictures, and a few links to other sites, and I hope that you find it worth your while if you are interested in coyote calling.

One note to the members of the Defenders of Wildlife, PETA, and others of similar mindset who happen to stumble onto this page; feel free to e-mail me to discuss your slant on the issues, but remember the old observation:


"Discussing certain issues with certain people is like trying to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time, and it irritates the HELL out of the pig."

To continue, Enter here.

Or, if you are the milder, vegan sort, with a horror of firearms and hunting, click below:

I prefer a gentler and more sensitive environment, thank you.


*Note: For some reason, the HTML editor that I am using seems to be optimizing this page for Internet Explorer. I just became aware of this problem, and I don't have the faintest idea yet how to fix it. Suffice it to say that at this moment persons using Netscape are seeing a different page than the ones using I.E. In Netscape, some of the links are funny, some of the pictures are sub-standard, and some of the font and color formatting is missing.

As soon as I can figure out what is wrong, I'll try to fix it.